Okay, so I thought that it was just my younger kids who said or did crazy stuff. BUT, Nooooo!!
After picking the preteen/teen boys up from a friends house this afternoon they were both telling me about their day!
Me: How was you day?
Red: They broke K's bed wrestling.
Me: Were you wrestling with them?
Red: Nope, but I fixed it.
Red: The redneck way--with a sock and duct tape! (Proudly puffing out his chest and smiling)
Me: And your day Lord Humble?
LH: Their cousin was over.
Me: Yes, is he nice?
LH: I told him he looks like a gecko.
LH: Because he has big eyes.
There must be some reason for all of the distorted logic? Maybe our new homeschool course should be TACT 101. Or maybe, I will just continue to say that they take after their dad!